No matter what I say

Time for that monthly round of 'bleh' with 'gross' and 'ow' mixed in cause they like 'bleh' and want to have it's babies and this metaphor is running away with me. *faceplant* That wasn't what I was here for anyway. Neb finally managed to awaken my Buffy muses.

Title: Bonding
Rating: R
Pairing: Spike/Xander preslash
Warnings: aside from slash and pigheaded men? Not a bloody thing.
Spoilers: Um, the episode where Warren shoots the scoobs, only with a few differences
Notes: For the lovely authoressnebula, my partner in Michael Weatherly love. Set in an AU season six or seven. All you need to know is that Tara's still around, Joyce still died, Buffy never died so there's no first or Buffy/Spike angst (sorry, babes!). Completely unbetaed by anyone other than myself.

Now of the OMGNOWAY! Watched Hocus Pocus today in a round of laziness after scrubbing the kitchen floor (and yes I felt like Cinderella). Looked up the cast on IMDb when I was done 'cause a name sounded familiar. Well, it certainly did. Sean Murray, the actor who plays McGee on NCIS, played Thackery Binx (that cat). I seriously went Oh. My. God. outloud and had Mom, Dar'Quing and Jes all going 'wha--?' He didn't do the voice, the guy who did the voice of Max Goof did it, even so. OMGNOWAY!

Author: Dani
Title: No! Not… PAPERWORK! *Psycho music*
Chapter: 1/1
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: FRT
Feedback: always welcome
Concrit: in comments
Disclaimer: They are not mine. If they were, they'd be tied naked to my bed… *cough* yeah.
Warnings/Squicks: If you actually like paperwork, don't tell me. I will likely hunt you down and thwap you with a fish.
Summary: Xander complains to Spike about the evils of paperwork.
Previous chapters: none
Notes: I was just sitting at my computer, talking to Em, minding my own business when POW! This plot bunny bit me. I blame it ALL on the bunny.

( No! Not… PAPERWORK! *Psycho music* )

Title: Grief
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death
Disclaimer: not mine, I'm just a poor college student, please do not sue
Concrit: Please, leave any you have in comments.
Summary: The girls and Giles grieve for their fallen heroes
A/N: This is an AU of Seasons Two (from just after School Hard, there will be no Cordy/Xander kisses in this version, Spike doesn't come back during season 3, but returns in Season 4, and sadly, does get the chip, goes to Buffy, but does NOT stay with Giles at the first, he goes with Xander, and Season Five, well, that would be giving away the plot. *grins*) through Five, written for morrigushout for the Color, Sound, and Random Object Spander Ficathon. She asked for brown, rain falling in the countryside and an old children's book. The song is My Immortal by Evanesence. Go watch the video it's beautiful. And yes, I'm aware I've already done a songfic for this song, but it's just so damn GOOD! *grins* Thanks to emella for the beta read! *snogs you*


( Grief )